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Holiday Guests, Beware

If you find food while hunting through my cabinets, eat it. Chances are, I bought it for you. If it's a Twinkie hidden in a box of crackers, I was obviously saving it for myself. more »

Dec 6, 2012 by in -man cave-

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10 Reasons I Hate the Olympics

It's a serious problem if all the competitors and fans don't have somewhere to poop. But the gross overages of the Athens Olympics may have contributed to the downfall of their economy and government. more »

Jul 28, 2012 by in -spa- (3 Comments)

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All Dogs Go to Heaven

I forced him to bond with us; I never walked past him without touching him. Every day I handled his ears, mouth, and toes to show him that a person's touch did not have to be frightening. more »

Apr 6, 2012 by in -hot seat- (9 Comments)

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Exposing Your Backside

Those against the cameras argue that once the town begins to receive this additional revenue stream, there is only incentive for them to acquire more units and deploy them in as many locations as legally possible. more »

Feb 7, 2012 by in -hot seat-